Rulzng around the office

In a previously unprecedented rulzng (from an inanimate object, no less), it seems the green pawn we 'acquired' from the Alice In Wonderland set here on the lot has been up to a little mischief himself. As evidenced by the following picture that video specialist Ali snapped, the pawn has a mind of his own, and is doggedly intent on rulzng any and all pictures he can move (or diagonally attack his way) into.

Placement: (4/5)
Expression: n/a
Discretion: (3/5)
Unfamiliarity: (2/5)
Quality: (2/5)


His motives aren't clear, but I can only hope that his ambition doesn't exceed his mobility (he can generally only move one space at a time). Plus, he thinks too much: such chess pieces are dangerous. This just shows I'll have to keep an extra eye on him; you should look for him in the upcoming Tim Burton/Johnny Depp vehicle 'Alice' sometime next year, where I'm sure he romps around Wonderland, rulzing all sorts of suckers.

Pwned by a pawn. Totes.